*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*
(via madelinesimpson)
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
(via wherethefuckistacobell)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via flippinflapjacks)
